Friday, January 16, 2009

Friday the 13th: The Equation


X = Quality of Filmmaking
Z = Quality of Acting
Y = Canonical Accuracy

For those of you who lacking a handy graphing calculator, it means that the acting and writing have an inverse relationship with the canon.

So if Citizen Kane=Z+X=100,000 then a Friday the 13th that is as well acted and directed as Wells' masterpiece gives you a canonical accuracy rating of 0.00013, which is roughly how much Citzen Kane has in common with Friday in the first place.

The system works.

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