Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Video Updates Total Babe: Carol Cleveland

Presenting a new regular feature: Video Updates Total Babe of the Arbitrary Period of Time (VUTBAPT)
This arbitrary period of time's Total Babe is the criminally underemployed Carol Cleveland. Most likely you recognize her from her work with Monty Python's Flying Circus; otherwise you will have seen her in... um... Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Possibly created when mad scientists imbued life into a bizarre homunculus composed of a pair of mind destroying gams, an equally amazing pair of knockers, and some funny. Often relegated to the status of "prop that can bleed," straight man person, or eyeball palate clenser in between all the awkward crossdressing, Carol proved time and again that she could hold her own with the boys.

Some highlights include the above sketch (one of my all time Python favorites) running around as a well-to-do aristocrat with a flamethrower in a department store, and falling in love with a pantomime horse.

Also, she's a total babe.


  1. [Dingo]: You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me.
    [All]: And me. And me too. And me.
    [Dingo]: Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking.
    [Dingo]: And after the spanking, the oral sex.
    [Galahad]: Well, I could stay a bit longer...

  2. Good lord. How could I forget her? Spank bank direct deposit, approved.