Ladies and gentlemen, Video Updates is officially in the content™ business. Please refrain from burning yourself out on retro trash before you see our short around Halloween 2018.
I'm addicted to using parentheses, (Ooooh, that's the stuff) I watch a lot of very strange and/or obscure movies, I love videogames, I make promotional videos for sporting goods, I have a totally sweet dog who is lazier than I am, and I will most likely never finish the Sci-Fi novel I'm writing.
Update 2017: the dog and the sci-fi novel are both dead. I make children and movies now.